Total Medals Earned: 381 (From 195 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,655 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Die.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Try out Experiment Mode.
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
Somehow, by some miracle, start the game.
Finish the game having done every task.
Get EXTREMELY lucky and catch a super duper ultra mega rare fish.
Medals Earned: 3/24 (15/500 points)
Finish level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Medals Earned: 6/27 (30/135 points)
complete level 1
complete level 2
complete level 3
complete level 4
complete level 5
complete level 6
complete level 7
complete level 8
complete level 9
complete level 10
complete level 11
complete level 12
complete level 13
complete level 14
complete level 15
complete level 16
complete level 17
complete level 18
complete level 19
complete level 20
complete level 21
complete level 22
complete level 23
complete level 24
complete level 25
complete level 26
complete level 27
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/475 points)
Find the letter of lust
Pick up a match
Find the letter of envy
Find the letter of gluttony
Find the letter of greed
Find the letter of pride
Find the letter of sloth
Find the letter of wrath
Find All Available Matches
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/260 points)
You found life on this planet!
You dig this game
Oh... a bunny
It starts to look a lot more green...
You really dig this game
First man on this planet!
Oh no, more bunnies...
The dawn of mankind...
This planet will never be the same...
Medals Earned: 5/13 (25/115 points)
Load the game
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/180 points)
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Gardens!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Dungeons!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Catacomb!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Viaduct!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Ruins!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Ramparts!
Allow the Heroes to breach the Sanctum! (Game Over)
Defeat every Hero and defend your home!
Create a Potion
Cast the Shuffle Spell
Cast the Purge Spell
Cast the Meteor Spell
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/125 points)
Kinghood suxx
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Grab your piece of eternal kingship